i think (it's funny version)

• i think it's funny when someone says for 30-something years that they HATE cooking, then they post a blog that says if they had "time" they would be cooking all the time b/c they LOVE it.
• i think it's funny when someone says if they were a sahm they'd be a substitute teacher....yes, folks, that's what she said. if she stayed at home...she'd go to work. ROFLMAO!!! gosh, i wonder who would be taking care of all the kids?
• i think it's funny when someone says they don't want to take a "handout" from the government (in the form of medical care for her children), but that person has NO PROBLEM taking a handout from the government in the form of BANKRUPTCY!! (as long as she can still take that Caribbean vacation she's planning.) can we say HYPOCRITE.
• speaking of hypocrite, i think it's funny when someone says that josh and i should never have had children b/c we didn't have health insurance. and yet that SAME person had three children on medicaid when they were younger.
• ok, last one. i think it's funny when someone who lives in a BARN...with RATS (and God knows what else) says that she would hate to live in a house like ours (apparently brand new, 1600 sq. ft. homes with large yards are just HORRID for children...)

i love

• I *love* when i get blamed for shit i didn't do/say.
• I *love* when ppl lie about me to get sympathy for themselves b/c they know they are being complete fucktards.

i think

• i think that adults who act like children should be treated as such.
• i think my mom is in time out.

i think

• i think josh shouldn't have left his peice of apple spice carmel lava cake here today since i'm in such desperate need of comfort food.

i think

• i think that unless it's my husband, i just wont answer my phone ever again.
• i think that it proves a very huge point, when i hear people who have spent their lives causing me emotional pain, say that I have done something wrong.
• i think the point is that we should all be honest and say what we really feel so there is no mistaking who has hurt whom.

i think

• i think dick clark needed to give up on the new years "rockin' eve" after his stroke. now it's just depressing and i end up making unfortunate jokes and giggling incessantly at his inability to correctly count down from 20...or 10.