here's a thought...

Here's a thought...what if, we actually got BOTH sides of an argument before making a judgement on someone we "love".

Here's a thought...what if, when someone starts talking shit about someone you "love", you say something along the lines of "could you not do that, I really don't want to gossip"

Here's a thought....what if, we stopped lying to everyone to make someone look bad and make ourselves look better.

happy fucking mothers day, bitch.

i think

• I think some people should really stop stalking me. i mean REALLY?...following blogs that i follow? GET OVER IT! WE HATE YOU. END OF STORY, PSYCHO!
• I think that if someone actually cares about certain members of his family, he would see them more than once a year.

i think

• i think fisticuffs is quite possibly the funniest word ever. i laugh every time i hear it.

I think

• I think it's HILARIOUS when someone says they've never taken a dime from their parents, then said parents by that person a brand new car. I think it's super funny.
• I think that anyone who would buy a "hoodie footie" should just get back in bed, roll over and give up on life, because you obviously couldn't care less about it.
• I think that if everyone would start saying the phrase "couldn't care less" instead of the incorrect "could care less", I would have much less of a desire to commit murder on a daily basis. (and if we could get people on facebook to use the correct forms of their, there and they're and your and you're I might be able to get through an entire week without wanting to reach through my computer screen and strangle complete strangers...or friends)

i think (it's funny version)

• i think it's funny when someone says for 30-something years that they HATE cooking, then they post a blog that says if they had "time" they would be cooking all the time b/c they LOVE it.
• i think it's funny when someone says if they were a sahm they'd be a substitute teacher....yes, folks, that's what she said. if she stayed at home...she'd go to work. ROFLMAO!!! gosh, i wonder who would be taking care of all the kids?
• i think it's funny when someone says they don't want to take a "handout" from the government (in the form of medical care for her children), but that person has NO PROBLEM taking a handout from the government in the form of BANKRUPTCY!! (as long as she can still take that Caribbean vacation she's planning.) can we say HYPOCRITE.
• speaking of hypocrite, i think it's funny when someone says that josh and i should never have had children b/c we didn't have health insurance. and yet that SAME person had three children on medicaid when they were younger.
• ok, last one. i think it's funny when someone who lives in a BARN...with RATS (and God knows what else) says that she would hate to live in a house like ours (apparently brand new, 1600 sq. ft. homes with large yards are just HORRID for children...)

i love

• I *love* when i get blamed for shit i didn't do/say.
• I *love* when ppl lie about me to get sympathy for themselves b/c they know they are being complete fucktards.

i think

• i think that adults who act like children should be treated as such.
• i think my mom is in time out.

i think

• i think josh shouldn't have left his peice of apple spice carmel lava cake here today since i'm in such desperate need of comfort food.

i think

• i think that unless it's my husband, i just wont answer my phone ever again.
• i think that it proves a very huge point, when i hear people who have spent their lives causing me emotional pain, say that I have done something wrong.
• i think the point is that we should all be honest and say what we really feel so there is no mistaking who has hurt whom.

i think

• i think dick clark needed to give up on the new years "rockin' eve" after his stroke. now it's just depressing and i end up making unfortunate jokes and giggling incessantly at his inability to correctly count down from 20...or 10.