i think

• I think some people should really stop stalking me. i mean REALLY?...following blogs that i follow? GET OVER IT! WE HATE YOU. END OF STORY, PSYCHO!
• I think that if someone actually cares about certain members of his family, he would see them more than once a year.

i think

• i think fisticuffs is quite possibly the funniest word ever. i laugh every time i hear it.

I think

• I think it's HILARIOUS when someone says they've never taken a dime from their parents, then said parents by that person a brand new car. I think it's super funny.
• I think that anyone who would buy a "hoodie footie" should just get back in bed, roll over and give up on life, because you obviously couldn't care less about it.
• I think that if everyone would start saying the phrase "couldn't care less" instead of the incorrect "could care less", I would have much less of a desire to commit murder on a daily basis. (and if we could get people on facebook to use the correct forms of their, there and they're and your and you're I might be able to get through an entire week without wanting to reach through my computer screen and strangle complete strangers...or friends)

i think (it's funny version)

• i think it's funny when someone says for 30-something years that they HATE cooking, then they post a blog that says if they had "time" they would be cooking all the time b/c they LOVE it.
• i think it's funny when someone says if they were a sahm they'd be a substitute teacher....yes, folks, that's what she said. if she stayed at home...she'd go to work. ROFLMAO!!! gosh, i wonder who would be taking care of all the kids?
• i think it's funny when someone says they don't want to take a "handout" from the government (in the form of medical care for her children), but that person has NO PROBLEM taking a handout from the government in the form of BANKRUPTCY!! (as long as she can still take that Caribbean vacation she's planning.) can we say HYPOCRITE.
• speaking of hypocrite, i think it's funny when someone says that josh and i should never have had children b/c we didn't have health insurance. and yet that SAME person had three children on medicaid when they were younger.
• ok, last one. i think it's funny when someone who lives in a BARN...with RATS (and God knows what else) says that she would hate to live in a house like ours (apparently brand new, 1600 sq. ft. homes with large yards are just HORRID for children...)

i think

• i think that adults who act like children should be treated as such.
• i think my mom is in time out.

i think

• i think josh shouldn't have left his peice of apple spice carmel lava cake here today since i'm in such desperate need of comfort food.

i think

• i think that unless it's my husband, i just wont answer my phone ever again.
• i think that it proves a very huge point, when i hear people who have spent their lives causing me emotional pain, say that I have done something wrong.
• i think the point is that we should all be honest and say what we really feel so there is no mistaking who has hurt whom.

i think

• i think dick clark needed to give up on the new years "rockin' eve" after his stroke. now it's just depressing and i end up making unfortunate jokes and giggling incessantly at his inability to correctly count down from 20...or 10.

i think

• i think that sometimes people can be extremely selfish and not even know it.
• i think the military is looking better and better every day that we are stuck here with these people.
• i think jackson is going to be piiissed when he looks back and sees that ONE person came to his first birthday party because everyone else had something more important to do.

I think

• i think that Sam Walton should have purchased one of his own disgustingly cutesy puppy or kitten calendars this year. if he had done this, he might have seen that christmas falls in december this year. And perhaps, upon noticing this he would have hired a few more people in november to work in his photo processing and shipping departments and therefore would have been able to get me my shit when he told me he'd get it to me and i would not be handing out empty fucking boxes with IOU's in them.
• i think i better be recieving a package in the next 3 days or some heads are gonna roll and i will be continuing the family tradition of being thrown out of walmart for getting shitty with the photo center bitches.
• i think i need a glass of wine...or a bottle.

i think

• i think people who criticize how someone else lives their life, ought to make sure theirs is perfectly perfect in every way, before they start throwing stones around in thier glass house
• i think that Christmas is like a wedding. They both bring up the shit we've been desperately trying to pretend we don't feel for the sake of peace.
• i think that i should stop sending out christmas cards since 43 of the 51 mother fuckers i sent a card to didn't send us one back.

i think

• I think that Christine Baranski looks like a Dr. Seuss character. I'm not quite sure if it's all the plastic surgery or if she was just born Seussical.
• I think that cars should come equipped with giant LED signs attached to a keyboard on the dashboard. That way you aren't restricted by your middle finger when telling people they are driving like a fucktard.
• I think Sandra Lee is an alcoholic version of Martha Stewart. Though I'm not all that convinced that Martha Stewart isn't an alcoholic version of herself. I would be, if I had to walk around with her personality.