i think

• I think that Christine Baranski looks like a Dr. Seuss character. I'm not quite sure if it's all the plastic surgery or if she was just born Seussical.
• I think that cars should come equipped with giant LED signs attached to a keyboard on the dashboard. That way you aren't restricted by your middle finger when telling people they are driving like a fucktard.
• I think Sandra Lee is an alcoholic version of Martha Stewart. Though I'm not all that convinced that Martha Stewart isn't an alcoholic version of herself. I would be, if I had to walk around with her personality.